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Ma tante Loulou est arrivée

‘Ma Tante Loulou est chrétienne ; cela veut dire que je crois de tout cœur que Jésus est mort sur une croix pour nous sauver et qu’il est revenu à la vie – donc qu’il vit toujours.

C’est par la grâce de Dieu que je suis devenue « Ma Tante Loulou ». Vois-tu, depuis janvier 2009, des chansons me viennent à l’esprit ; j’en ai composées plus d’une centaine. Elles sont surtout non chrétiennes – et Dieu sait pourquoi !’

Travailler pour la gloire de Dieu !

Merci Q.

Costco apologizes for labeling Bible as 'fiction'

Big-box retailer Costco is apologizing to the public this week after a Christian pastor discovered copies of the Bible labelled as “fiction” in one of its U.S. stores.

Pastor Caleb Kaltenbach of Simi Valley, Calif. was shopping for a gift last Friday when he noticed that all of the Bibles in his local Costco’s book section were marked with tags that read “$14.99 Fiction.”

“Costco has Bibles for sale under the genre of fiction… hmmmm,” he tweeted, including a photo of one book.

The photo spread far and wide, stirring up quite a conversation within Kaltenbach’s parish and on social media. The pastor himself was more intrigued by the discovery than outraged, telling CBS Los Angeles “it’s caused a lot of controversy. It’s caused a lot of conversation, which I think conversation is good.”


Costco itself issued an apology on Wednesday, writing in a statement “Costco’s distributor mislabeled a small percentage of the Bibles, however we take responsibility and should have caught the mistake. We are correcting this with them for future distribution. In addition, we are immediately relabeling all mislabeled Bibles. We greatly apologize for this error.”

Some on Twitter are arguing that Costco should not have apologized for the error, but Kaltenbach himself was gracious about the response.

Lauren O’Neil
CBC News

AJ Miller et Mary Luck prétendent être la réincarnation de Jésus Christ et Marie-Madeleine

Invité à l’émission “This Morning”, AJ Miller, un quadragénaire australien est accompagné de sa femme Mary Luck… Rectification : Jésus Christ est un quadragénaire australien qui vit avec sa femme Marie-Madeleine. Ensemble, ils prétendent avoir des réminiscences de la crucifixion et peuvent communiquer avec le père de Mr. Christ, qui se prénomme Dieu. LIRE.

‘Jesus Christ is my nigga’


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L'Abbatiale de la
Liturgie Apocryphe

"The production of nervous force is directly connected with the diet of an individual, and its refining depends on the very purity of this diet, allied to appropriate breathing exercises.

The diet most calculated to act effectively on the nervous force is that which contains the least quantity of animal matter; therefore the Pythagorean diet, in this connection, is the most suitable.


The main object was to avoid introducing into the organism what Descartes called 'animal spirits'. Thus, all animals that had to serve for the nourishment of the priests were slaughtered according to special rites, they were not murdered, as is the case nowadays".